Waldo's List:
- Wears red and white stripes
- Likes to travel
- Likes to wander around in crowds
- Doesn't mind being followed around by crooks, dogs, and wizards
The Beast's List:
- Is beautiful
- Falls in love with me
Lasaraleen's List:
- Has lots of money
STEREOTYPED CHARACTERS
BYU Girl's List:
- Returned missionary
- Worthy
- (Now that that's out of the way):
- Tall
- Ridiculously handsome
- Reads my mind
- Only pays attention to my tight clothes, and not to anyone else's
- Wants lots of kids
- Is never awkward
- Is not shallow
- Thinks I'm pretty when I'm wearing makeup (is not obligated to think I'm pretty without it)
- Has a good major so that he'll make lots of money some day
BYU Boy's List:
- Worthy
- (Now that that's out of the way):
- Within three years younger than me
- Shorter than me
- Wants lots of kids
- Willing to be a stay-at-home mom
- Smart, but not too smart, because that's intimidating
- Doesn't expect me to read her mind
- Pretty... oh, yeah!
- Is not shallow
- Thinks I'm nature's last say in good looks
- Is a good cook
Teenage Girl's List:
- Tall, dark, handsome
- Sweet
- *Insert words that Mariah doesn't use here*
- Smart
- Handsome
- Popular
- Athletic
- Superhuman strength
- Handsome
- Surfer
- Cool
- Handsome
- *Continues in this manner for some time*
- Wait, does he have a list about me?!!!
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